Lighting your guitar on fire while on stage might not be the most fiscally feasible thing for you to do at the next gig and playing with your teeth can lead to dental problems. If you really want all the moves of a rockstar without serious dental bills or a visit from the fire department, you may just want to start out with some new hippie threads, like these ones.

• 100% polyester
• Yellow, green, pink and red deep v-neck hippie shirt
• Matching headband
• Shiny purple elastic waist pants w/ bell bottoms
• Extreme guitar skills not required to wear