“Hey, you! It’s me, Deadpool. Listen, I could really use a break. They got me stuck in this crazy contract, standing here on this web page posed like this to get you to look at me posing as a costume of myself. I’m getting kind of bored… Could you wear the suit for a while and distract them for me? It’s easy. Just buy the thing, wait for it to be shipped to you, put it on, and then strike a pose. Just do whatever it is Wolverine would do. Then, forget all about that and think about wild giraffes running across the open plains. That’s how I pass the time.”

• 100% polyester
• Officially licensed
• Red and black jumpsuit w/ attached chest strap
• Thin layer of padding in chest
• Red and black hood w/ white mesh eyes
• Black belt w/ brown pouches and Deadpool symbol
• All pieces fit with Velcro
• Breaks the fourth wall